Adolf Hitler

Just a few factoids about our least favorite fascist.

Just a few factoids about our least favorite fascist. "The government road called 'the common good' always ends at one Auschwitz or another" ~ Dixon Diaz

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~ Aristotle Sabouni
Created: 2019-02-04

The Ultimate Progressive[edit | edit source]

Adolf Hitler the ultimate progressive:

Rose from poverty to power
Denounced Capitalism
Was a Democratic Socialists with the motto, "the common good before self-interest!"
Ran on "Hope and Change", and succeeded in transforming his country
Ended unemployment
Created Universal Healthcare
Got religion out of politics
Strove to end Social Inequality
Got kids to participate in Youth Programs
Replaced personal freedoms with Government Benefits
Vegitarian
99% approval rating
His media (and ours) loved him
Killed Everyone who opposed him, and destroyed his nation

It's like the DNC platform.

Great with Children[edit | edit source]

There's an old joke, "but Hitler was great with Children... and dogs. The point is that people are complex. He may have been a murderous, vile, evil bastard to many. But he was someone's child, and he had good traits. The facts are, like progressives everywhere, he was just looking out for his people and country (according to his distorted world view). So he had the best of intentions.... but the road to hell is paved with those. And while he may have loved children, that doesn't make up for the other bad things he did. Obviously.

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Quotes[edit | edit source]

❝ My task is to “convert the German volk (people) to socialism" ❞
~ Adolf Hitler ℹ️

❝ I have learned a great deal from Marxism … as I do not hesitate to admit ❞
~ Adolf Hitler ℹ️

❝ What Marxism, Leninism and Stalinism failed to accomplish we shall be in a position to achieve ❞
~ Adolf Hitler ℹ️

❝ We must find and travel the road from individualism to socialism without revolution ❞
~ Adolf Hitler ℹ️

❝ We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions. ❞
~ Adolf Hitler ℹ️ Speech of May 1, 1927 as quoted in John Toland (1976), Adolf Hitler: The Definitive Biography, p. 306

❝ National Socialism is the determination to create a new man. There will no longer exist any individual arbitrary will, nor realms in which the individual belongs to himself. The time of happiness as a private matter is over ❞
~ Adolf Hitler ℹ️ Joachim C. Fest (1974), Hitler. New York: Harcourt Brace Jovanovich, p. 533

🖼️ Memes

Memes/People/Hitler • [12 items]

WaPo: Sensitive artist, budding writer, and animal welfare activist, Adolf Hitler, dies by suicide.

Hitler likes this!

We've seen these techniques (of using kids for leftist agendas) before... it looks like Hitler Youth. A lot like it.

Hilter: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you're easier than Poland.

You know who else drinks water? Hitler!

During the protest the little wannabe fascist actually did a fascist/communist salute. The clenched fist of totalitarianism. This of course went over about as well as you'd expect with lots of mocking meme for little-Hitler.

Godwin's law:If any argument goes long enough, someone will compare someone/something to Hitler. Illegitimately comparing someone to Hitler is a Non-sequitur Fallacy. Incorrectly calling Godwin's law on someone is called a distraction fallacy.