Bar and Monkey
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Guy goes into a bar, and brings his monkey...
~ Aristotle Sabouni
Created: 2019-10-20 |
- Day 1: Guy goes into a bar, and brings his monkey. He has a beer, and the monkey jumps up on the bar and eats all the peanuts.
- Bartender: Get out of here with that damn monkey.
- Day 2: Guy goes into the bar, and brings his monkey. He has a beer at the far end of the bar, and the monkey jumps up on the bar and eats all the pretzels.
- Bartender: Get out of here with that damn monkey.
- Day 3: Guy goes into the bar, and brings his monkey. He says he'll have his beer by the pool table. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and swallos the cue ball.
- Bartender: Get out of here with that damn monkey, and never come back.
- Day 4: Guy goes into the bar, and says, "I brought a bag of grapes for him to eat. We'll go and sit in the corner, and I'll have my bear".
- Bartender: (Reluctantly). OK
- Guy is nursing his beer, when the monkey takes a grape out, shoves it up it's butt, pulls it out and eats it.
- Bartender: OMG. That monkey is disgusting. Get out of here with that damn monkey!
- Guy: I can't help it. Ever since the cue ball incident, he likes to measure his food first.
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Tags: Humor
