How to get ahead in business
From iGeek
H A R D W O R K = 98%, A S S K I S S I N G = 118%
~ Aristotle Sabouni
Created: 2019-08-14 |
I figured the secrets to success in business, using math.
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. Well, here's a little math that might prove helpful.
IF: A=1, B=2, C=3, ... X=24, Y=25, Z=26 THEN:
- H A R D W O R K = 98%
(8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11) - K N O W L E D G E = 96%
(11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) - A T T I T U D E = 100%
(1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) - B U L L S H I T= 103%
(2 21+12+12+19+8+9+20) - A S S K I S S I N G = 118%
(1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7)
So, it stands to reason that:
- hardwork and knowledge will get you close
- attitude will get you there
- bullshit will put you over the top.
People that say they want more than 100% aren't really asking for hardwork, knowledge or positive attitude... they want bullshit or maybe a little ass-kissing.
I only wish that I'd learned this decades sooner.
🔗 More
| |
