Kelloggs

A company that decided they'd make Gay Cereal. Gayer than the Snap, Crackle and Pop going orgy with the Keebler Elves.

Kellogs was founded on a prudish puritan, so naturally "Kellogg’s is launching an LGBT-themed cereal so you can start your day with maximum gay… If you’re a fan of breakfast and being gay, we have grrrrreat news for you – Kellogg’s is launching an LGBT-themed cereal". And to think, we’ve been eating straight, cisgender cereal all this time.

ℹ️ Info

~ Aristotle Sabouni
Created: 2019-10-19

Look, I sincerely don’t care who/how people enjoy their friction/partnership. Really. Nor on whether you market to woketivists or not. But my first thought is that I prefer my cereal without any sexual preferences or experience (otherwise it gets soggy)… but the lead-in for this article did make me chuckle heartily... "Have you ever eaten Froot Loops and thought, "This cereal isn’t gay enough?" Do you seek a safe space to eat your Rice Krispies? Are you concerned that your Corn Flakes aren’t sufficiently woke? Well, now Kellogg’s has the solution!"

I actually think the mixed cereal would be fun. Instead that's just the demo version... and inside are 6 separate containers? What's that saying? That they want to pretend we're all the same and equal, but they really want to profit by keeping us divided?

(I assume the real reason is it's hard to keep them mixed well, as the heavier cereals crush the lighter ones, or settle to the bottom... but it's weird that their marketing doesn't match the product. 6 small mixed boxes would be better).

I can't imagine this will play well for Kellogg's in the long run. It's also ironic if you know what a prude Kellogg (their founder) was. The guy would not have been OK with this.

🔗 More

Organizations
Organizations that I felt the need to comment on (more often on the negs than the positives). But there's good/bad in all.

Slacktivism
Slacktivism is about pretending you're fully woke, but never being able to measure up. If you are fully woke, you are soon out of business.

🔗 Links

Tags: Organizations Slacktivism