Actors axiom: never work with Animals or Kids... because both are wiser than actors.
~ Aristotle Sabouni |
Memes/Animals • [53 items]
![]() Can't sleep, need to count sheep... damn it, now I have an erection.
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![]() Came in like a butterball!
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![]() My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally I do a turkey but hey, if it'll make them happy...
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![]() Cat Venn: Asshole & Cuddly Fluff.
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![]() When your cat watches too much Food Network.
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![]() What does the cat say? A:Meow • What does the dog say? A:Woof • What does the sheep say? A: We need common sense gun control!
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![]() Q:What's your cat's name? A: Dickface. Q:Why? A: No reason. |
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![]() Just hold your bone like a normal dog and stop embarrassing me.
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![]() Beating a dead horse.
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![]() Horse LOL!
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![]() Gun Game: with a cat clutched in one arm, fire the pistol with the other and see who can hold onto the cat the longest. Current world record holder: 1.3 seconds.
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![]() Law of the henhouse: Pecked to death by chickens!
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![]() Law of the henhouse: I'm writing you a prescription for people soup!
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![]() No foul language, please!
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![]() I'm just a Horse stop yelling at me!.
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![]() Fun fact: the Topaz Hummingbird is the smallest bird in the world. Even though it has the smallest bird-brain in existence, it knows that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
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![]() LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP = cat on keyboard!
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![]() Sheep: We're looking for the Anti-Gun Rally.
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![]() I lost my leg in nom!
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Furious George: he's not curious any more, he's pissed!
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![]() Finding Nemo (Sushi).
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![]() I can sniff cocaine in a hookers butt across an airport, and you think I don't know real bacon from fake bacon?!
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![]() There must be 50 ways to wake your owner... 🎶
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![]() Putin: Named my cat after Obama, I call him pussy.
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![]() Single black female seeks male companionship...
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![]() Don't let Sean Connery teach your dog to sit.
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![]() Now that's a big bird.... it's OK, they all voted first.
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![]() Blind man's bluff; "moo!"... the Chik-Fil-A is strong with this one.
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![]() Shot my first turkey today. Scared the shit out of people in the grocery store.
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![]() I don't see the resemblance. Me either. Cat and beaver up-skirting.
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![]() The steaks have never been higher.
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![]() Sunbathing Turkey dinner.
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![]() Keep the tiger behind the bamboo: I wanted to challenge my iPad doodling.
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![]() Something is up, the Farmer just unfriended me on Facebook.
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![]() I don't want to be a nugget!
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![]() I had my period. I hear you eat them! (Eggs)
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![]() Q: How do you eat these precious creatures? A: Are you looking for recipes? |
![]() Come quick the whales are communicating again! Wow, how beautiful! I wonder what they're saying? Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself! |
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![]() Zucchini Season. Don't forget the retriever cat!
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