If you ate the whole thing (or the hole thing), lets mock it.
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Memes/Food/Diet • [40 items]
 AOC: Ribbed Condoms don't taste like real ribs.
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 "... and a diet coke please.}
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 Beating Anorexia T-Shirt on a fat guy!
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 Baby: Damn Tacos...
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 I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.
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 You had one job: don't make my baked potato icon look like a poo emoji with sunglasses.
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 My friend said she wouldn't eat Beef Tongue it came from a cows mouth... so I gave her eggs.
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 My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally I do a turkey but hey, if it'll make them happy...
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 When your cat watches too much Food Network.
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 Cauliflower taste like someone at a dozen hardboiled eggs, waited an hour, farted into the dirt, then the far lovingly for 2 months until it grew into a fart flower, harvested it on the hottest and ripest day of the year, then boiled it for 13 hours. |
 Sometimes the stress of being a kid would get me to chain-eat a whole pack!
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 If people make you sick, cook them longer. (Hannibal Lecter Wisdom)
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 Cooking tips: too much butter, flour, egg, sugar, baking soda, communism.
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 Jeffrey Dahmer: Craving 5 guys before it was a restaurant.
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 Does wine count as a serving of fruit?
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 The secret is that I only use local children (in my witches brew).
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 The McRib is the dead beat dad of fast food. It comes around once a year and we're all supposed to act excited.
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 Finding Nemo (Sushi).
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 Peptolupa: Taco Bell.
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 An Italian-America is being held down and forced to watch in horror as pineapple is added to a Pizza for the first time ~ 1914 Brooklyn, NY.
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 Pizza on a Pineapple.
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 Pooh gets stuck (needs more fiber).
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 Soylent Green: it's not just people... it's delicious.
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 Is that butter? No, it's Stonehenge. I can't believe it's not butter!
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 I was never a woman who wanted or needed a "Sugar Daddy"... but if "Taco Daddy" was a thing, my life might have taken a drastic turn...
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 Tinkerbell... and her cousin Tacobell!
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 Canned Unicorn Meat.
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 What did you eat? (Outhouse melted)
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 You are what you eat. Fresh Idiot (Kinki fish)
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Tags: Memes/Food
