Making fun of those lower on the food chain.
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Memes/Food/Vegetarians • [36 items]
 Probably shouldn't put these 2 ads, on the same rotating Kiosk. Is anyone else hungry?
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 A rare picture of a scared baby carrot, moments before being devoured by a vegan! #StopVeganCruelty
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 Pig being slaughtered to stop eating bacon? I still eat pussy after seeing a kid being born.
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 I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.
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 Cauliflower taste like someone at a dozen hardboiled eggs, waited an hour, farted into the dirt, then the far lovingly for 2 months until it grew into a fart flower, harvested it on the hottest and ripest day of the year, then boiled it for 13 hours. |
 Confuse a vegan: cauliflowersheep.
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 Dear Vegans, I killed and ate this cow, because it was eating your food. You're welcome.
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 I'm Vegan.
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 Did you know the movie Soylent Green was set in 2022? Enter, the Impossible Burger.
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 How office violence starts: fill the Krispy Kreme box with crudités.
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 And that's how Vegans are made.
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 Arby's created "Megetables" in response to fake meat. Fake Veg's made from plants.
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 My food poops on your food.
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 Vegans: "I don't eat meat because I respect nature. Nature: Hawk eating a mouse whole. |
 Yeah, I'm pissed, that's not what I meant..
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 Side effects of veganism are disgusting.
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 The steaks have never been higher.
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 My mouth waters at the smell of steaks on a BBQ. Do vegans feel the same when cutting the lawn?
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 You're not vegan if you swallow.
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 Public toilets: the vegan left a floater.
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 Houston: even in a disaster, no one wants the vegan food.
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 Scientist confirm that vegan kebabs suck!
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 Fun prank to play on passed-out vegans.
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 Vegetarian means "Bad Hunter" in Indian.
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 I'm not vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants!
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 I don't want to be a nugget!
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 I had my period. I hear you eat them! (Eggs)
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 Poor Vegetables. (Violence)
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 Canines: Explain
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 Dear vegetarians, if you love animals, why do you eat all their food?!
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 Hitler was vegetarian too!
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 Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.
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 Q: How do you eat these precious creatures? A: Are you looking for recipes? |
 There is no substitute for the original...
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 Zucchini Season. Don't forget the retriever cat!
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