I'm from the governemnt, and I'm here to help... (help myself to your rights, liberty or property).
~ Aristotle Sabouni |
Memes/Government • [25 items]
 $1 Trillion is spent on anti-poverty programs each year, or $87,000 per family of 4 in poverty. But for some reason, 46 million people are still in poverty. |
 The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them. |
 In 2014, the governemnt tried to take a cattleman's land. Private individuals with guns stopped it.
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 Printing money doesn't cause inflation! Then why not end taxation and just print all the money the government needs?
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 Government soap: don't go for the free stuff. |
 A magical unicorn! How wonderful! (*Skewered*) |
 Store food for emergencies. But if you do, we'll consider you a terrorist suspect. |
 Govt. crayons. When things go wrong, the government blames the free market. |
 If the government had a sandwich making program. |
 Looks like the only way for the us government to leave you alone is to be in afghanistan. |
 He didn't do what they told him to. I have to think of my future. I have to, I have a family to feed. If I don't do this I'll get fired. My boss told me to. I'm just following orders. |
 Dad, i'm considering a career in organised crime. Government or private sector?
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 Get your hand outta my pocket! |
 Every time something really bad happens people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people. |
 I am not questioning your authority, I am denying its existence. |
 Why the price so high? (A: Because of the maze of regulatory meddling) |
 Whose the bigger threat? Antifa Teachers or Concerned Parents? |
 Oh, phew. Thank god! It's just the government! For a second i thought it was arobbery!
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 What a time to be alive. It's like the collapse of rome. But with wifi.
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 If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission.(Snopes) |
 We are going to make a space corp! What we want it to be. What we fear it will be. What it really will be.
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 Instead of calling them "conspiracy theories" we should call them "spoiler alerts" |
 Please Do Not Feed Squirrels! Feeding makes squirrels dependent on humans and increases their population so that pest control may be needed. Help the squirrels by not feeding them. |
 The US finding another $100 billion to give to Ukraine. (Monkey's ass). |
 Work hard enough and one day the government will confiscate a majority of your income.
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