I don't think that means what you think it means...
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Memes/Racy/Poorly Named • [21 items]
 My girlfriend asked when I last had sex with someone that wasn't her. I replied, "back in '02".... sounds much better than "February".
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 Bat cave? Shhh... it's supposed to be a secret.
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 I wanted a car wash, but what the hell. (Best Hand Job).
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 Climax High Point? I think I'll just hang here for a while.
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 Diesel fried chicken. Has a bit of an aftertaste...
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 A picnic at Donner pass? What's on the menu?
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 Apparently being a forklift operator at a boatyard is fun as fuck!
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 Flight attendant: can I offer you some free head phones? Guy: Definitely, but how did you know my name is phones? |
 Plans for the weekend. (Jack. King. Off.)
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 This is a poorly designed Jesus light-switch.
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 Keep right?
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 Liquid Panty Remover? I'm getting me some of that.
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 Finally! A bathroom for my ginormous penis!
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 Do not hump under any circumstance? Yeah, like I'm going to pay attention to a sign.
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 Pence, "You should spend more time on your knees"... I knew what he meant, but still...
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 Dick Cleaners... and wash behind your ears.
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 Fu King Cleaners. Kerning matters
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 Pork. The one you love. Punctuation Matters!
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 That proud moment when you find out your son is as much of a dick as you are!
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 My Pharmacist doesn't like me? Swallow whore!
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 The storm has blown several transformers. Optimus Prime approves.
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