Intercourse memes...
~ Aristotle Sabouni |
Memes/Racy/Sex • [41 items]
 Here comes Pokey in fifty shade of clay!
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 Anal Egg hunt at the local church: free family event! (It's anal because it's missing U).
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 Pope: if you want these beads, I'm gonna need to see some titties!
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 You majesty, the King would like to place the Crown Jewels no your head! King: Ta-daa! (With his junk on her head) |
 Date testing kit: is the the one. (Golfball & Garden Hose).
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 Washer: I like it dirty, I want you inside me. Dirty Laundry: OMG, you're gonna make me wet. |
 The reason I keep getting banned from the Disney Store!
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 Who is down for a 3.5 way?
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 I drank too much at the bar!
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 There's a natural progression: Finger Marie.
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 I finally found my girl's G-spot. Turns out it was hiding inside her Sister the whole time.
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 Guy: How much for a hand job? Hooker: $10. You want one? |
 Him: How do you like it? Her: From the back, with you pulling my hair and smacking my ass! Him: I meant the coffee. Her: Oh, it's great. Thanks. |
 When she asks how I learned to do that thing she likes, I just show her a cleaned egg beater.
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 How a girl should eat a banana in a roomful of men.
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 JFK sex position: he splatters all over her, while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
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 Ron Jeremy had sex with Hillary Clinton. And he's not happy about it.
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 Keep calm and pull out.
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 Male ladubugs can mate with a dead female for four hours before they realize something is not quite right... (I quipped, this applies to more than just ladybugs).
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 A Man's guide to Female Anatomy. (Guy's are kind of one-track minds).
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 Your mother should have swallowed.
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 Car dent. Daddy, Mom owes you another blow job!
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 Monica: That's how you suck a dick!
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 I'm no doctor, but if anyone is going to save him, I think it's the girl on the right.
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 Normal and Muslim sperm.
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 At this point, Barbie realized that Ken was a Progressive Democrat.
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 This exercise is called the penis fly trap.
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 When she asks if you pulled out? Yeah... sure.
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 Did you nut inside me? Why do you ask?
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 I don't see why Trump's climate decision is such a big deal... THOUSANDS of guys have pulled out of Paris before.
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 Robot Sex: 110 plug and 220 socket.
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 A woman gets a vibrator and it's seen as naughty fun. But a man orders a 240v FuckmasterPro 5000 latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus, with non drop semen collecting tray, and the optional built-in orgamsic scream, and he's called a pervert!?!? |
 Why men keep their eyes open during sex. And why women don't.
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 Shaq and wife. Hey, I don't judge: but that is like the Chihuahua-Great Dane mix... it takes one ambitious little chihuahua.
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 Stick to what you're good at: a dozen hotdogs at once.
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 She said "take off my shirt", so I took off her shirt. She said "take off my skirt", so I did. She said "take off my shoes", so I did. She said "take off my bra and panties".... Then she said "never let me catch you wearing my things, ever again". |
 Is my Thai girlfriend really a guy? Something inside me says yes.
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 I told him I wanted to try it in the shithole. He booked two tickets to Haiti.
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 She used Vaseline to give me a hand-job. I came 3 times in the shower trying to wash it all off.
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 You're not vegan if you swallow.
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 I love how the grass tickles my nipples while I run!
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