My Dad is Muslim, I know many Muslims, most Muslims are not bad people (this mocks the rest): take a joke.
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Memes/Religion/Islam • [43 items]
 Ahmed gets the first of 72 virgins!
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 Alah is probably the true God... after all, the Universe Started with a Big explosion!
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 2 strips of bacon decreases the odds of blowing yourself up.
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 Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi enraged after seeing his 72 Virgins in paradise.
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 Bombs internally!
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 Can't sleep, need to count sheep... damn it, now I have an erection.
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 Radical Christians entered a Mosque and beheaded an IMAM! Of course they were real / all Christians, Climate Change is the real threat, and we all know Christianity is a religion of peace.
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 Safety Jijadist is not impressed by my infidelling!
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 You can't Coexist with people that want to kill you.
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 Coexist doesn't always work.
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 EEK! Climate Change!!
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 Hujab Barbie! Now with realistic black eye!
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 I identify as a firework!
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 Islam.
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 Remember, he doesn't represent all of Islam!
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 Islam offers: Pedophelia, Rape, Beheadings, Burning People, Female Genital Mutilation, Hostages, Honour killings, slavery, oppression, Jihad. But it's not all bad... I love the food and the scimitars.
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 Eeek! Climate Change?!
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 Burka or Trashbag? (Context: my Islamic Dad sent this from Tehran).
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 I don't want to sound Islamaphobic.... Stop right there my friend, you don't want to inflame the situation!
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 Islamaphobia: Where were you on 9/11?
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 Hey Feminists! Now that you have the right to vote, how about defending women and girls from Islamic sanctions child marriage, polygamy, rape, domestic abuse, sex slavery, honor killings, & subjugation?
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 Islamic Terrorism? I just don't see it.
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 Islamic wind chimes.
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 Islamocrats!
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 Sponge-bob lives in a giant pineapple... but how do you think he got that house? That's right. Jihad!
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 Leftist sentiments: would you like👍... to protest against👍... rape culture👍... homophobia👍... and sexism👍... in Muslim culture 👎🤮 |
 Mahammed Lego: w/23 wives, including Aysha.
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 Muslim election.
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 Normal and Muslim sperm.
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 Q: Why are Nuns head coverings judged differently than a chador/burka? A: Because Nuns don't randomly explode. |
 OK! You can come in, as long as you behave.
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 So as I understand it, I can call 911 and say, "I'm doing it for Islam", and the media will blame the gun?
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 Anti-gay islamic radical shoots up a gay-bar. Blame gun owners!
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 I just started a business selling land mines that look like prayer mats, prophets are going through the roof!
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 Differences between Islam and Race.
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 Hello Darling, you're home early.
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 Jesus died for you. Allah wants you to kill for him!
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 Some goats in Muslim countries learned to scale mountains. I wonder why?
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 How to get stoned without weed (in an Islamic country).
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 Where do suicide bombers go when they die? Everywhere!
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 I spent half an hour trying to talk to them, wanting to learn about their culture. Then the Bartender cut me off and told me they were patio umbrellas.
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 YOBO, You only blow-up once
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 You da bomb! No YOU do bomb! A compliment in the West, an argument in the Middle East.
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