Seasonal

To everything (turn, turn, turn).

To everything (turn, turn, turn). There is a season (turn, turn, turn)...
Elf on a shelf, Fall, Spring, Summer, Winter

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~ Aristotle Sabouni

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Memes/Elf on a shelf • [36 items]

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Acuinus on the Sinus

Alien on Elf on a shelf...

Alien 2 on Elf on a shelf...

Alien 3 on Elf on a shelf...

THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU JUST KEEP SCROLLING!

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you ever heard of return your fucking shopping cart to the goddamn stall, you inconsiderate piece of shit?

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Caeser in a Freezer!

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Chrome on a Gnome

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Chucky on a Ducky

How peanut butter blossom cookies are made.

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Cow on a Plow.

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Cunt on a Bunt. (Hey I don't mind her)...

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Dolly on a Tamale

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Fred on a bed.

The Elf Epsteined himself...(Hillary)

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Kitty on some titties...

If Elf on the Shelf doesn't motivate you... try the Krumpus...

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Lemur on a femur...

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Luigi on a ouiji...

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Obama on a Llama...

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Potter on an Otter...

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Putin on a Newton...

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Rambo on a Lambo(rgini)...

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Sarcoficus on an esophigus...

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Shrek on a Deck...

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Smerf on a Terf... (The left calls J.K. Rowling a TERF / Transphobic because she doesn't support men destroying women's sports).

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Sock on a Cock. (Glad they chose a rooster).

Spiderman captures Elf on a shelf.

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Spinner on dinner.

Star Wars Elf on a shelf.

Elf on a shelf, and strippers on the bannister.

Tiger King Elf on a Shelf...

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Whore in a drawer...

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Yoda on Abe Vigoda.

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for... Snitch in a ditch... 1

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Memes/Seasonal/Fall • [41 items]

9th circuit overturns Trump's Turkey Pardon!

Trigger Treat: Alec Halloween

November is MY MONTH! Now back in your sleigh, fat boy! And wait your turn!

Came in like a butterball!

How to eat Candy Corn.

It'll soon be Halloween, so time to prepare some yummy treats. I like to dip Brussels sprouts in chocolate.

Here's my Christmas Tree... in my shed. Because it's still November!

There's no place like Chrome for the Hollandaise...

Church Pumpkin Carving Contest

Welcome Mr. Columbus, did you know that my Cousin Liz just got fired for being pregnant!?

Guy dressed as death: Are you on your way to a Halloween party, too? Death: Um... actually, neither of us are.

No Candy for Bigoted Children. No Indian, Soldiers, Cops, Pirates, Princesses, or Superheroes for Halloween. The ministry of fun and tolerance has spoken.

Halloween: I'm going as a former gifted child. Then when people ask what I'm supposed to be, I can say, "a lot of things".

Stop dressing up as Bill Clinton and Harvey Weinstein! Political Cartoon by A.F. Branco

The neighbors don't like my Halloween decorations, for some odd reason. (Skeletons putting a body in a coffin).

Yoda on Halloween (use the force).

Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween? I guess they don't appreciate random strangers coming to their door.

The secret is that I only use local children (in my witches brew).

I lost my leg in nom!

Father of Pardoned Turkey denies that Trump helped.

Kids dressed as Pumpkin knocking on Peter Peter's house...

Pumpkin puking its guts out!

I spilled my Pumpkin Spice latté, and now a bunch of ants are making brunch plans and doing yoga!

Bad Pumpkin: come at me bro!

Now that's a big bird.... it's OK, they all voted first.

You only love us for our breasts. (I'm more a leg man myself)

Demand dolphin-free cranberries this Thanksgiving!

Guess this means no candy!

Blind man's bluff; "moo!"... the Chik-Fil-A is strong with this one.

Wizard of Oz: I meant stuffing from the Turkey...

Shot my first turkey today. Scared the shit out of people in the grocery store.

Where is that Turkey Lamp?

You've had enough sun Ralph... you're done.

Star Wars: Thanksgiving v. Black Friday.

And thank you lord for sparing us from Hillary Clinton.

Sunbathing Turkey dinner.

Trick or Treat! Pocahontas? Bitch, I'm Elizabeth Warren!

Turkalien! Alien Turkey for Thanksgiving (or chicken for the rest of the year)... nom nom.

Reagan pardon's Turkey: un-smooth.

Something is up, the Farmer just unfriended me on Facebook.

Witch and Turkey, "Stay in your lane, Santa!"

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Memes/Seasonal/Spring • [7 items]

Authoritarians at the Crucifixion (Easter): he probably deserves it.

Suddenly Father Schober was not sure whether he should have bought his new crucifix at Ikea.

Happy Mothers day!

Burka or Trashbag? (Context: my Islamic Dad sent this from Tehran).

Wife: What are your plans for Easter? Man: Same as Jesus... I'll disappear on Friday, return on Monday. Wife: Then I'll be Mary... show up pregnant and untouched by my husband.

May the 5th be with you. (Mocking May the Fourth be with you).

Jesus: This one year I got so hammered! Happy Easter!

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Memes/Seasonal/Summer • [5 items]

Declaration of Independence: Best breakup letter ever!

Independence day! You're celebrating because of guns!

Colour->Color, Humour->Humor, Flavour->Flavor. When King of England asks what we are doing with our spelling? Answer: getting rid of U. (Happy 4th of July)