Paul Pelosi

Nervous Nancy's Husband seems to bring a lot of drama to the Pelosi household; drunken crashes, naked hammer fights.

Nervous Nancy's Husband seems to bring a lot of drama to the Pelosi household; drunken crashes, naked hammer fights with gay prostitutes, corrupt insider trading, and so on. Of course, if most males were married to Nancy, they'd probably turn gay as well. (Nothing against being gay... but the thought of gettin' with Nancy would make me consider switching teams).

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So if we're to believe the media….. A rainbow flag waving nudist prostitute got up at 2am Friday morning. Decided to create 2 random websites with hundreds of posts about Q Anon and big brother in the dead of night Then stripped down to his underwear, grabbed a hammer, and JOGGED all the way to Nancy Pelosi's house. And, miraculously, breached two layers of max level Secret Service security designed to protect the third most powerful person in the world, with nothing but a hammer and some tightly whities. And finally shouted "WHERE'S NANCY!" before smacking Paul in the head with a hammer, in front of cops, without being absolutely riddled bullets

This guy is basically fucking Jason Bourne apparently. He could breach two layers of federal security in an assassination attempt but didn't bother to check if Nancy was even in the country - lol ok

More lies exposed in Paul Pelosi story: The media has claimed that David DePape was the creator of, and ran,

2 Conservative websites, which they say pushed MAGA conspiracies and hate speech. This didn't make sense, of course, because they also claimed he was a homeless drug addict. Well, it turns out that the websites cited by the media that were supposedly aligned with DePape were created on Friday and they are no longer active today, Saturday.