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T-Shirt Philosophy; I'm Not 30. I'm $ 29.95 Plus Tax. Familiarity Breeds Children. Disregard Last T-Shirt.
~ Aristotle Sabouni
Created: 2019-10-20 |
- I'm Not 30. I'm $ 29.95 Plus Tax
- MEN: No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service! WOMEN: No Shirts, No Shoes, Free Beer
- The Two Most Common Elements in the Universe Are Hydrogen and Stupidity
- I'm Not Getting Older. I'm Getting Bitter
- That Was Zen; This Is Tao
- Aliens Abducted Me, Laser-Photographed My Internal Organs, Dropped Me Off in a Crop Circle, and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
- Why Is 'Abbreviation' Such a Long Word?
- There Are Three Kinds of People -- Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't
- Beauty Is in the Eye of the Beer Holder
- Shin -- A Device for Finding Furniture in the Dark
- Your Kid May Be an Honor Student But You're Still an Idiot
- I'm on a 30-Day Diet. So Far I've Lost 15 Days
- Familiarity Breeds Children
- Sex Is the Most Fun You Can Have Without Laughing
- Proofread Carefully to See If You Any Words Out
- When You Do a Good Deed, Get a Receipt, in Case Heaven Is Like the IRS
- He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
- I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead with a Necrophiliac
- Taxation WITH Representation Isn't So Hot, Either
- I Killed a Six Pack Just to See It Die
- A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother
- Democracy Is Mob Rule with Income Taxes
- Disregard Last T-Shirt
- I Do Whatever the Voices Tell Me to Do
- If I Could Remember Your Name, I'd Ask You Where I Left My Keys
- God Is Love -- But Get It in Writing
- Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young
- My Wife Says I Don't Listen to Her -- At Least That's What I Think She Says
- Sex With You Was So Good That Even the Neighbors Had a Cigarette
- I'm Not Unemployed -- I'm a Consultant
- All I Ask Is That You Treat Me No Differently Than You Would the Queen
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