| 1Liner | Summary | |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Days of Microsoft Christmas | Older Windows 95 humor about the 12 Days of Christmas | Older Windows 95 humor about the 12 Days of Christmas |
| Application to date my daughter | Application to date my (imaginary) daughter. | Application to date my (imaginary) daughter. I might be a tad picky. But they might as well get used to bureaucracy in their youth, as they're going to be forced to deal with it the rest of their lives. And if they can't be bothered to take this simple test, then they're not going to be happy with the tests she gives them anyways. So I'm preparing them for success. |
| Army sayings | Pithy one liners... because more than that, and they have to think too hard. | Pithy one liners... because more than that, and they have to think too hard. But even they understand more than the average leftist about government, life, and knowing when to keep their ears open and mouths shut. |
| Backwards Compatibility | The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches... | The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and the US railroads were built by English expatriates. Why was that used?... and so on. |
| Bad Days | If you think you're having a bad day, think of these poor sods... | If you think you're having a bad day, think of these poor sods... |
| Bar and Monkey | Guy goes into a bar, and brings his monkey... | Guy goes into a bar, and brings his monkey... he has a beer, and the monkey jumps up on the bar and eats all the peanuts. Bartender: Get out of here with that damn monkey. |
| Bill Clinton visits Jr. High | Bill Clinton is visiting a school and asks if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy".... | Bill Clinton is visiting a school and asks if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy".... |
| Bumper Stickers | Bumper Sticker Philosophy/Humor/Insights. | Bumper Sticker Philosophy/Humor/Insights. |
| Carpe Donktum | A twitter troll (Carpe Donktum) summed up the leftist outrage mob by imagining responses to Trump tweeting the picture of a horse. | A twitter troll (Carpe Donktum) summed up the leftist outrage mob by imagining responses to Trump tweeting the picture of a horse. |
| Children's Books | "You Were an Accident" and other not-so-popular Children's books. | "You Were an Accident", "Strangers Have the Best Candy", "Some Kittens Can Fly!", "All Dogs Go to Hell" and other not-so-popular Children's books. |
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