Things to think about
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines... and other things to think about. .
~ Aristotle Sabouni
Created: 2019-10-20 |
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.
- The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
- Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
- Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
- How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
- Join the Marines, meet interesting people, kill them.
- Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor.
- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
- Okay, so what's the speed of dark?
- Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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