Walkie Talkies
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If the person who created walkie-talkies named everything...
~ Aristotle Sabouni
Created: 2022-09-28 |
- Stamps = Lickie Stickie
- Defibrylator = Hearty Starty
- Bumble Bees = Fuzzy Buzzy
- Pregnancy test = Maybe Baby
- Bra = Breasty Nesty
- Fork = stabby grabby
- Socks = feety heaty
- Hippo = floaty boaty
- Nightmare = screamy dreamy
Once I saw the above in a Meme, I couldn't stop adding my own:
- Bra = Boulder Holder, Flopper Stopper
- Programmers = toady codey's
- QA = Bug-huggers?
- Models = Hotty bodies.
- Pimps = hooker bookers
- Plumbers = Leaky tweeky
- Musical instrument = Noisy Toysies
- Miniature golfing = silly-putty
- People with pets or pet store workers = scoopy poopies
- Gay man who is a bear = "hairy fairy" (from a friend... that got me onto a theme... not that I have anything against gay, there's just a lot of names that rhyme)
- A moldy fruit = hairy berry
- small+young gay guy = a dinky tweenky
- A mean gay guy = a brutey fruity
- A butch lesbian = a burly girly
- A gymnast = a twirly girly
- A drunken insult (or a shake being blended) = a blurry slurry
- Blazing saddles campfire meal = a farty party
- Passing out drunk after brunch = happy nappy
Some others I saw:
- Strip club = titty city
- Pavers (garden stones) = rocky walky
- Kickboxing match = quickie kicky
- Joint (Marijuana cigarette) = tokey smokey
- Gun = rootie tootie aim & shootie.
- Pink air fresheners (or someone who itches their butt) = pinky stinky
- Incontinence = whoopsie poopsie
- People who move to Silicon Valley = brainy drainy
- Spoon = soup scoop
- Cats = furry purry
I can take a bad idea, and beat it into the ground until all the humor is tortured out of it... kind of like a SNL skit (Saturday Night Live).
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