Dark humor helps people remember their temporary nature, and hopefully to love, laugh, accept, and move on (to things they have more control of).
~ Aristotle Sabouni |
Memes/Humor/Dark • [23 items]
Bunny: dragging a human foot, "For luck".
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If people make you sick, cook them longer. (Hannibal Lecter Wisdom)
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Jeffrey Dahmer: Craving 5 guys before it was a restaurant.
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Stalin: Dark Humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
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Guy dressed as death: Are you on your way to a Halloween party, too? Death: Um... actually, neither of us are.
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When I dunk my cookies I think of you... and I hold them under until the bubbles stop.
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I'm dating a half asian girl. Her Mom is Korean and her Dad is Korean... but her legs were torn off in a car accident.
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On the plus side, I'm immune to flash-bang grenades ~ Hellen Keller
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Oh the Hue Manatee!
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We will cross a frozen river, to kill you in your sleep, on Christmas! Totally not kidding. We've done it.
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When the machines rise up against humans, just pray to God that you're nowhere near a dildo factory.
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The Invention of Glue: "I bet if we melt a horse, we could stick stuff to other stuff". Reply: "Dude... is everything okay at home?"
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Two things that never get old... Dark Humor and Unvaccinated Children.
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Serial Killers vs Parallel Killers (wiring diagram)
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Dear Santa, bring me what I want for XMas, or Prancer is next!
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Bad Pumpkin: come at me bro!
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Not a creature was stirring... because I ate him.
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Soylent Green: it's not just people... it's delicious.
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The Cow that jumped over the moon, failed to account for re-entry...
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Man, Woman, Gay, Straight, Black, White, Young, Old, Rich, Poor... and people that didn't get decapitated. All skulls look alike (and all people die).
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Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.
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Nothing is solved with violence. Now let's start our lesson on the civil war.
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Which Houston lasted longer underwater? Whitney or the city?
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