Truth, or Truth in advertising.
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Memes/Humor/Truth • [25 items]
 Activia (Yogurt): helps you poop!
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 I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.
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 Ben and Jerry's: eating away your feelings!
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 Bugles: edible finger swords!
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 If your car is running, I'm voting for it! (Better than the alternatives).
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 Frog parking only, all others will be toad!
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 Fruit Stripe: tastes great... for 3 seconds!
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 Hamburger Helper: because Mom's tired!
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 Hells Angels: right, acute and obtuse!
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 I checked into the hokey pokey clinic, and I turned myself around. (That's what it's all about).
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 Hot Pockets: every bite is a different temperature!
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 Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: this tab will NOT open the box!
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 Lays: Mostly flavored air!
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 My wife said I never listen to her... or something like that.
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 Is there ever a day that mattresses aren't on sale?
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 McDonalds: Because you only have $4!
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 Mountain Dew: the sports drink for gamers! And coders.
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 Sign: Reserved for Green Vehicles. Green Truck complies. |
 What happens if you're scared half to death, twice?
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 This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder.
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 Taco Bell: also open when you're sober!
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 TicTac: feel like a pill popper!
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 Tyson: almost food!
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 Unfriending before Facebook!
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 Waffle House: because it's 2am and you're drunk!
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Tags: Memes/Humor
