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Memes/Humor/Funny • [20 items]
![]() Mary's trying to show Paddy what 69 is, but as she squats over him she farts. And tries again, and farts again. Paddy storms out, "I'm not hanging around for 67 more of those".
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![]() The world's earliest back-up Sensor was discovered by a Japanese farmer named Kawasaki. His invention emits a high-pitch squeal just before the vehicle itself backs into something.
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![]() Sometimes the stress of being a kid would get me to chain-eat a whole pack!
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![]() Chicken or egg: who came first?
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![]() Q:What's your cat's name? A: Dickface. Q:Why? A: No reason. |
![]() I got the spider!
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![]() Great Wall of China: Why not go around?
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![]() Kemit the Frog: Celebrity Nude!
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Missippi's Literacy Shows Improvement! The AP? Not so much.
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![]() I left my front door open and my roomba got out and I can't find it. What are the consequences? It has no natural predators. It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum. |
![]() Rickrolling message in a bottle.
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![]() Me: It's not about how many times you fall, it's how many times you get up. Cop: That's not how sobriety tests work! |
![]() T-Rex: before the selfie-stick.
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![]() Why is sis called Teresa? It's anagram of Easter. Why do you ask Alan?
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![]() The Cow that jumped over the moon, failed to account for re-entry...
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![]() Their curiosity sated, the three decided to never discuss making a turducken again.
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![]() Walkie Talkies
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![]() Her: So what's your Zodiac sign? Me:Dinosaur. Her:That doesn't even exist? Me:None of them do. |
![]() Zombie vs. Necrophiliac: who chases who?
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Tags: Memes/Humor