Straw Bans

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Anti-Science Straw Bans are the epitome of California's intolerance towards right-thinking humans. (Copy-catted elsewhere).
Banning Plastic Straws (and cocktail sticks) is ignorance-based virtue signaling. 10 rivers (8 in Asia, 2 in Africa) are responsible for 95% of the plastic pollution in the Oceans. The rest of the world is 5%; the U.S. ranks 20th on that list. California decided that banning plastic straws would help with 0.002% of the problem, so they're willing to annoy everyone for a symbolic cause with no benefit and significant harm.
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~ Aristotle Sabouni
Created: 2022-02-20 
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Banning straws would reduce plastic trash in the rivers and oceans, and help save the planet. There are only a few places that have the problem with plastic waste, and they aren't near America. The alternatives aren't greener. All they did was teach contempt for the law and lawmakers.

Of the continents that cause Plastic Pollution in the Oceans, North America, is behind all but Australia. California is not a significant contributor to pollution, and straws are not a significant amount of plastic pollution in the first place.

🗒️ Note:
I bought a box of straws, and dumped them into the flood drain in San Jose, in hopes that they'd wash up next to one of these eco-terrorists and cause them to flip their lid. I don't generally pollute. But you get in my face, and "Fuck You" is the response. I'll single-handedly offset any benefit you were trying to bully others into.

So what does banning plastic straws do?

  • It does nothing for the problem is plastic pollution in the oceans: which is actually not a significant problem in the first place
  • It annoys the vast majority; law-abiding people who throw their straws away
  • It teaches contempt for the law because anyone with a clue knows it's bullying them for no reason.

Think about it. If you get people to ignore the symbolic law, because they realize how retarded it is, and the legislators who passed it? That's contempt for the law. If you enforce the laws, and piss people off, you teach them contempt for the law.

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Here's how leftist Californians think:

  • Illegal aliens that increase crime, stress our social services and other systems, and create a two tear system with legal and sub-legal folks? We should incentivize them by giving them driver's licenses, and preventing enforcement of the law. That way we can magnify the problem, and use the problem to get votes.
  • Homelessness which brings disease, crime, violence, fecal matter on the streets, and so on? California will reward them with all sorts of subsidies and aid in ways that will reward the behavior. (They will not filter out the substance abusers or mentally ill and try to make the problem better).
  • The second amendment and legal gun owners? California should ignore the Constitution and harass them and fine and imprison them for silly cosmetic features.
  • Using straws? We should try to go back to pre-1888 (when they were invented, or at least first patented). Because doing so would make no difference on pollution, plastic pollution, and would annoy people. That’s the point where we should fine and criminalize people.

Are you getting the point about how stupid California legislators are?

If straws were 100 times bigger problem in the U.S. than they actually are, it would still round to 0 and statistically irrelevant. So virtue signaling is not only distracting from bigger problems, it teaches contempt for the law.

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Memes/Issues/Straws • [32 items]

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80% Straws coming to California.

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They cannot take our freedom, but not our Bendy Straws! (Braveheart)

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Democrats approve border wall after shocking photo of Mexican smuggling straws into California.

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Concealed Carry in California (hidden straws).

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California Senator Kevin "Ghost Gun" De Leon, discussing his next ban (assault straws).

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Standard Capacity Magazine loaded with straws: A double felony in California.

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Come and take it (Plastic Straw Style).

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California man uses a 3D printer to manufacture Ghost Straws.

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The left is grasping at straws to control us.

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HE'S GOT A STRAW!

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Plastic Straw: I need it for my juice box (little girl running from a cop).

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Child Separations: my parents were arrested for having plastic straws! WAAA! Political Cartoon by A.F. Branco

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Clint Eastwood: Do you feel thirst, PUNK?

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New California "Strawless" cup... a baby's bottle.

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Hey California, what if an illegal alien uses a straw in a sanctuary city?

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Semi-automatic assault straw dispenser.

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Q: Drugs?

A: Plastic Straw

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Don't sip on me.

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California: Straw free zone near schools.

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Straw Irony: no plastic straw sign above trays of plastic cutlery.

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Stat of California classifications: (1) Ghost Straw (2) Pistol grip straw (3) Low profile straw (4) High Capacity straw (5) Armor piercing straw

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How to trigger a Californian. (Bend plastic straws into an assault rifle)

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Straws: standard capacity, assault style, high capacity, California compliant.

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Straws (Jaws poster).

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Now that we've banned plastic straws, I guess I'll just have to drink my frappacino through this assault rifle.

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"911? The neighbor are using straws at their BBQ"

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Cat: this is the last straw!

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I didn't choose the thugs life, the thug life chose me. (Kid with crazy straw).

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Super illegal AR-15 modification in California: adding a sippy straw.

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Possible AR-15 modifications: Straw Bayonet.

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Undercover straw: it looks like a hypodermic needle (which California distributes for free).

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"Hey kid, you wanna buy some straws? I got bendy ones with stripes" (Drug deal).


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